Ask Aspen!
Helpful advice on Love, Life, and the Afterlife from our favorite grumpy ghost~
The Rules:
Just insert a question/situation in Dear Abby letter format, complete with (somewhat) anonymous descriptive pen name and insert a break line between questions.
WARNING!
Aspen is and always will be a b*tch. If you don't like her advice, how she phrases it or just her general attitude, it's your own d*mn fault for asking her to begin with.
Dear Aspen
Where there any other ghost that you meet and got along with?
-ice cream puppy
Dear Puppy-
"Got along with"? Well, it would be pretty stupid of me to go around p*ssing off every spirit I saw since we're all sort of stuck with each other for eternity. However, we don't exactly have a club in which we all just sit around the graveyard, swap lifestories and scare tourists. I mean, after a few centuries, even the most agreeable people would get on your nerves. Luckily~ there's a big world out there to put a
lot of space between myself and the more irritating spirits out there.
-Aspen
Dear Aspen
what is the greatest thing about being a ghost?
-Blood-tastes-
better-with-a-spoon-full-of-sugar.
Dear BTBWASFOS-
I'm already dead, so I can p*ss off as many non-soul-suckers as I want~
-Aspen
Dear Aspen
Do you have any dating advice for a timid girl?
-Brownie
Dear Brownie-
Yes.
-Aspen
P.S. Despite what my editor says, I did answer your question. Whether or not you have a follow-up is not my problem unless you send it to me.
Dear Aspen-
Please tell me!!
-Brownie
Dear Brownie-
Make sure your guy, girl, dead person, interdimensional warlock--really whatever you're interested in--know when you are feeling uncomfortable. Have the relationship progress at the pace you want and only push yourself if you desire it, not because your whatever does. If the whatever can't respect your wishes, then he/she/it isn't worth the trouble.
-Aspen
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